sherlock before john is basically one big rudolph the red nosed reindeer au but lestrade is santa claus

sherlock the giant asshole

had a very clever mind

and if you every met him

you’d see that he’s not so kind

all of the yard’s detectives




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(16) Favourite deduction ♥ John

"I didn’t know, I saw. Your haircut, the way you hold yourself says military. But your conversation as you entered the room…said trained at Bart’s, so Army doctor – obvious. Your face is tanned but no tan above the wrists. You’ve been abroad, but not sunbathing. Your limp’s really bad when you walk but you don’t ask for a chair when you stand, like you’ve forgotten about it, so it’s at least partly psychosomatic. That says the original circumstances of the injury were traumatic. Wounded in action, then. Wounded in action, suntan – Afghanistan or Iraq."